Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Lesson 4 of top 10 Management Lessons - Ass is the Boss

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    Lesson 4 : Ass is the Boss

  • When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to become the Boss.

  • The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
    the whole body's responses and functions."

  • The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
    brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

  • And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

  • All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

  • Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

  • Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

  • All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
    just sat and passed out the shit!


You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole
will do.

Posted By Madhan

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