Lesson 4 of top 10 Management Lessons - Ass is the Boss

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Top 10 Management Lessons Lesson 4 : Ass is the Boss When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to become the Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! LESSON You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

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All Top 10 Management Lessons Lesson 1 - Who is the Manager Lesson 2 - Who is your Boss? Lesson 3 - A bird in the Shit ! Lesson 4 - Ass hole, the Boss ! Lesson 5 - A Lady with a Bath Towel Lesson 6 - Go Forth and Seek Further !

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