Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Lesson 2 of Top 10 Management Lessons By Humour

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Lesson 2 : Who is your Boss?

 

  • One day rabbit was sitting outside his burrow,typing something in a typewriter. Along came a fox.

 

  • Fox: "What are you working on?"

 

  • Rabbit: "My thesis."

 

  • Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"

 

  • Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

 

  • Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!

 

  • Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

 

  • They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

 

  • Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

 

  • Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"

 

  • Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

 

  • Wolf:"That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat wolves!"

 

  • Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see how?"

 

  • The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

 

  • Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

 

  • Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."

 

  • Bear: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat bears!"

 

  • Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

 

  • SCENE :
    As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Lesson


IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.


IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT
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